- Little Red Riding Hood found out her grandma was sick.
- Decided to take a picnic basket with food for grandma.
- Packed some bread and liquor.
- On her way through the enchanted forest, a wolf saw her.
- After blowing down the Three Little Pigs houses, he was hungry.
- Wolf was about to attack her when he saw Hansel and Gretel approach LRRH.
- He decided to go to grandmas house instead.
- Hansel and Gretel kicked LRRH's ass and stole her bread because they lost their way.
- When wolf reached grandmas house, grandma opened the door.
- Wolf ate grandma and took her place.
- LRRH started crying because of what happened and decided to drink her sorrows away.
- Meanwhile, Shrek just married Fiona and decided to honeymoon in the enchanted forest.
- Grandmas house was the only place they found.
- Shrek kills the wolf and they eat him for dinner.
- LRRH finally got to grandmas.
- She walked in on Shrek and Fiona consummating their marriage.
- She screams after seeing them naked.
- Elmer Fudd is hunting for Bugs Bunny and hears this.
- Comes running to the house.
- He sees Shrek naked and goes insane.
- LRRH is traumatized after seeing that and decided to drink her sorrows away.
- While on her way home she meets Superman.
- Superman lost his cape and asks LRRH for hers.
- She refuses since those are her only clothes.
- Superman knocks her out and takes it anyways.
- After gaining consciousness, she heads home again.
- This time she is stopped by an Ent who mistakes her for an Orc.
- Ent can't find Gandalf so decides to call Entmoot.
- After 6 hours they decide she's not an Orc.
- LRRH has now lost her way home.
- As she tries to make her way back, she witnesses a hunter about to kill Snow White.
- The hunter, who is hired by the queen decides he can't do it and lets Snow White go.
- But ordered to bring back the heart of his victim he has to kill someone else.
- He sees LRRH and starts chasing her.
- She finds an old abandoned house in the forest and decides to hide it out there.
- She spends the night there because she can't find her way back at nighttime.
- In the middle of the night she hears noises and wakes up.
- Soon after she sees a shadow moving towards her.
- A few seconds later she is killed by the Blair Witch.
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http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/shrek-2-8.jpg
http://www.thoughts.com/Media/Photos2/IrishMike6464/1320835460_1246294315.jpg
http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/_e9ad-superman-returns-wallpaper.jpg
http://markmeynell.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/lotr-treebeard.jpg?w=335&h=438
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http://www.german-films.de/app/filmarchive/images/haenselundgretel.jpg
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http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/shrek-2-8.jpg
http://www.thoughts.com/Media/Photos2/IrishMike6464/1320835460_1246294315.jpg
http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/_e9ad-superman-returns-wallpaper.jpg
http://markmeynell.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/lotr-treebeard.jpg?w=335&h=438
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/quiz/198000/198394_1240757456442_300_240.jpg
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